irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

unclefather:

I don’t really eat ass. It’s a metaphor. You put it in your mouth but you don’t let it kill you.

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

one time i was at the library and a mom asked me if starsky and hutch was a good movie for 9 year olds and i really liked it and was like yeah for sure. and then when i got home i remembered all the killing and drugs and hot cheerleaders. i wonder if that mom hates me.

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

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