Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor
I don’t really eat ass. It’s a metaphor. You put it in your mouth but you don’t let it kill you.
i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
one time i was at the library and a mom asked me if starsky and hutch was a good movie for 9 year olds and i really liked it and was like yeah for sure. and then when i got home i remembered all the killing and drugs and hot cheerleaders. i wonder if that mom hates me.